i have the body of a siren and the sea is so loathe to be parted from me that it left imprints of its waves on my thighs

Friday, August 22, 2014
Saturday, August 9, 2014



"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

Wednesday, August 6, 2014


i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

All of the above

Tuesday, July 22, 2014


it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug

and three to take down Boromir

who’s the real bitch here

Sunday, July 20, 2014
Wednesday, July 16, 2014

i melt everytime i see this. gah


i melt everytime i see this. gah

Sunday, July 13, 2014


I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

Attention, chuckjustice

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