Roses are red,
Violets are pretty,
If you hate this poem,
Well then you’re kinda shitty.
Arrived early to my dentist appointment. Parked in front of the office and ate a chocolate beignet. What a rebel.
If Silence of the Lambs taught me anything it’s to be happy in your skin because somewhere there’s a serial killer who would love to have it
what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts?
one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean