smallgovernment:

what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts?

one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean

Sunday, October 20, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013

crownthehound:

heruut:

Bad Lip Reading of Game Of Thrones

I FUCKING DIED WHEN FACELICK

JESUS CHRIST

Omg this is the best.

THE BEST I SAY.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013
reapersun:

people keep commenting that my sherlocks look like spike spiegel and i am inclined to agree
john wanted to be jet black but lestrade already called it

reapersun:

people keep commenting that my sherlocks look like spike spiegel and i am inclined to agree

john wanted to be jet black but lestrade already called it

Sunday, October 13, 2013

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

pigeonbits:

This little champion of literacy is gonna write the BEST “What I did over summer vacation” essay when school starts back up this fall!

pigeonbits:

This little champion of literacy is gonna write the BEST “What I did over summer vacation” essay when school starts back up this fall!

Saturday, October 5, 2013
"One of the most insightful things I’ve ever read about eating disorders and body esteem in general was a comment on my blog a while ago that I regret being unable to find now. The writer was saying that most people think girls want to be skinny because of Hollywood and Vogue. This girl wanted to be skinny because she wanted to be a protagonist. She didn’t expose herself to mainstream fashion magazines or TV; she was interested in art films and books and indie music. But no matter how alternative the movie, the protagonist was almost always skinny. And wanting to be a protagonist means wanting to be someone, as most people do. Apparently, your story is only worth hearing, you’re only someone, if you’re skinny—it’s like, the blueprint of a human. Once that’s down, you’re allowed to be as interesting and protagonist-y as you want! Apparently. No matter how much people our age have been raised on girl power and believe in yourself and you are beautiful, ignoring the beauty standards of the culture we live in is close to impossible. And as this lady pointed out, these standards and expectations exist outside mainstream culture like reality TV and tabloids; they exist in punk and indie cultures, in “artsy” Tumblr cultures that are all about looking like a fairy, but only if you’re a skinny white girl."
Monday, September 30, 2013

I’ve reached the point in my life where I can no longer give any fucks. If you post offensive, racist shit on facebook and I see it, I will call you out on it. I don’t care if you’re family and I have to see you at functions all the time and it causes drama. You’re a dick.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Breaking Bad had the most perfect series finale ever. I am so sad it’s over, but the end was just so satisfying. Couldn’t have been done any better. 

 
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