I’M SO HAPPY YOU SHOWED UP! I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY HOBBIES AND INTERESTS OVER DINNER! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF STEAMPUNK? WHAT ABOUT FANFICTION? HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I HAVEN’T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT MY PETS YET!
I had a dream I lived in a crystal palace and David Bowie was a prince that came to visit me. He left me a magical crystal CD with his music and a holographic message on it that I needed to decipher to complete my quest.